In honor of 5 months...

In the last five months we have learned that...

+ we can go a whole month without having to do laundry

+ frozen pizza and cold cereal is the only food we eat at home

+ a sauna is cooler than our house

+ b loves to pluck my eyebrows

+ a massage is the fastest way to my man's heart

+ tortilla bar is overrated

+ we spend (waste?) most our money buying gifts for each other

+ I'm now super educated on the art of basketball and Chris Anderson is my homeboy

And after 5 months we're about as good at this whole marriage as we were at month one.

Experts, you could say. 

:)

Riiiiiight. 

Happy five months Lover Boy!

They've been the most exciting, confusing, funniest, emotional, loving, and sexy months of my life!

I love you like a love song, baby.