Lachelle aka: Lush. She is cool because she cleans our room when she doesn't have work. Yesterday she even dusted.
Tay aka: Nugget. She is cool because once she made me chicken spinach quesadillas and let me pull out all the spinach.
Shelby aka: Delbs. She is cool because she likes my legs. "Your legs are big, but they don't touch so it makes them look small. I LOVE that."
Taylor writes everyone cute notes, except for me and Lush. Shelby also writes everyone cute notes, except for me and Lush. Lush and I don't ever get cute notes from anyone. That's okay though, we enjoy being the co-presidents of the "cute notes are for losers" club.
Taylor: "Rik, can I borrow a shirt?"
Me: "Ya sure, try this one."
Taylor: "I can't wear that, I have broad shoulders, like a man."
Me: "Good thing I bought it from the man section"
Taylor: "It won't fit my shoulders, they're like guy shoulders."
Me: "Tay, it's a guy shirt."
Taylor: "But I have guy shoulders!"
She never did wear my shirt...
Sure do love me some roommates.